A man who is bored with nursery rhyme parodies is bored with life. Or perhaps just bored with nursery rhymes parodies.
There was a little guinea-pig,
Who, being little, was not big;
But from its head down to its feet
It was extremely good to eat
The lion and the unicorn
Were fighting for the crown
The lion beat the unicorn
All around the town
The vicious ambitious lion
Beat the poor unicorn so cute
But with one final effort
The unicorn killed the great hairy brute
Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was launched the tills began to sing,
It seems that McDonalds will fob you off with anything
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do!
Sadly this case is not an exception
If only her daughters had used contraception
The Sandman's coming
In his train of cars
Think! Tiredness kills
Stop at the next services
What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That's what little boys are made of!"
What are big boys made of?
Chips and ales, and chasing girls tails
That's what big boys are made of!"
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,
Went outside with no trousers on
Both shoes off and no pants on
Along came a policeman “You’re nicked son”
Seesaw Margery Daw
Johnny shall have a new master
He shall earn but a penny a day
Because his employer is a bastard
Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,
Tapping at the window and crying through the lock,
Come on everyone and look at my - undergarments
What are little girls made of?
"Sugar and spice and all things nice
That's what little girls are made of!"
What are big girls made of?
"Allure and entice and all kinds of vice
That's what big girls are made of!"
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