Mr. Camel and Miss. Dromedary were married
And in time a baby was due.
Said Mrs. Camel to her beloved
'Would you prefer one hump or two?'
Our sister Love Poetry site, to which Patrick and Paul contribute, has a collection of funny poems poems about weddings which are as silly and only obliquely marriage related as A Marriage Made in Heaven.
Many of the poems featured on Peculiar Poetry also appear on our family-friendly site Funny Poems for Kids. Indeed, its selection of funny animal poems is rather better developed than Peculiar Poetry, as it also includes the work of Kate Williams who is a proper, published childrens author and a rather brilliant poet.
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