A cautionary tale which is pitched at about the same level as most Health and Safety advice.
Beware the guile of the crocodile
Who'll greet you with a toothy smile
Saying 'If I open my jaws wide'
You'll find your head just fits inside
What every crocodile really loves
Is a kid skin handbag, shoes and gloves.
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