Snap Happy

A cautionary tale which is pitched at about the same level as most Health and Safety advice.


Witty and wry poems


Funny animal poems


More Health & Safety poems

Nuts and Bolts
Northern Lights
Carols By Candle Light

More crocodile poems

Handbags And Gladrags

The Revenge Of The Crocodile


Beware the guile of the crocodile
Who'll greet you with a toothy smile
Saying 'If I open my jaws wide'
You'll find your head just fits inside


What every crocodile really loves
Is a kid skin handbag, shoes and gloves.

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