Supermarket Sweep

No, I don't get a commission for Tesco and neither, thankfully, have I been taken to task for misusing their trademark.


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Bar Humbug

When I took my zebra to Tesco
It got scanned by mistake at the till
How I wish I'd discovered the error
Before I'd settled the bill…

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Another piece of juvenilia which has escaped from Patrick's funny poems for children website. As we're about to enter a world of moral turpitude, it would be a good idea for children to jump ship now.

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