Better Safe Than Sorry

A poem about a Health and Safety obsessive who goes to extraordinary lengths to ensure that his stringent approach to H&S covers all aspects of his personal life as well.


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The man who worked for the HSE
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He tattooed 'May contain nuts'
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The length of his cock

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