Alphabetical Acrobatics

An ABC poem about fruit which opens innocently enough, quickly descends the slippery slope of depravity and concludes prematurely to avoid becoming totally obscene.

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Rude poems

Author

Patrick Winstanley

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The ABC of Fruitiness

A is for apple, shiny and green
B is for banana, slightly obscene
C is for coconut, all matted and hairy
D is for date, hot, blind or scary
E is for end, I've got to conclude
Before I reach kumquat
It's much, much too rude!

Alphabetical Acrobatics

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The ABC of Fruitiness