Wet Weather Gear

Another in the Old Saws Resharpened series, this time tackling an arcane saying about silk purses and sows ears. Elephant's foot doorstops and umbrella stands are commonplace, but an elephant's prepuce sowester really is one for the cabinet of curiosities.

Category

Rude and dirty poems

Sub-category

Rude poems

Author

Old Saws Resharpened

You can't make a silk purse
Out of a sow's ear
But an elephant's prepuce
Makes a excellent sowester

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