Apologies To Edward Lear

To my mind, Limericks are the least satisfactory form of nonsense verse, particularly when writers take the Edward Lear shortcut of using the same concluding word for the first and fifth lines. This non-rhyming rude limerick is part of my master plan to undermine and eventually destroy the limerick.


Rude and dirty poems


Rude poems


A Limerick Limerick

There was a young man from Limerick
Who bought a rhyming dictionary
‘Well fuck a duck
That's just my luck
I'll have to move to Tiperarry’

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