So,
Santa,
I asked,
Are you real or what?
And he looked at me funny and said,
I slide down chimneys in houses
That have ripped them out to
Install central heating vents
And I deliver millions of toys,
Free of charge,
To the whole globe in just one night
With a few midgets
And only a couple of reindeer
To assist.
What do you think?
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