Goodwill to All Men

In our family we divide the relatives into inlaws - blood relatives - and outlaws - relatives inflicted by marriage. Sadly, they're both as bad as each other.


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Funny Poems


Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Because Daddy
Has just worked
A 14 hour day
And now has to drive
300 miles of Christmas traffic
To spend another bloody Christmas
At Grandma Browns
House of doom
So he is not in the mood
For any of your shit

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