One for Grammarians

If you thought Lynne Truss's Eats, Shoots and Leaves was the best thing since Fowler's Modern English Usage, this is a poem for you. Others are allowed to skip along to the next poem without delay.

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Christmas Funny Poems

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Paul Curtis

If The Stork Was To Visit

If the stork was to visit
Santa and Mrs. Claus
The child would naturally be called
The subordinate Claus

One for Grammarians

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If The Stork Was To Visit