The Real Thing?

A poem contrasting the virtues of blow up dolls and real women is bound to raise the hackles of some. Persist, as the conclusion isn't quite as unreconstructed as the opening.

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Dirty poems

Author

Paul Curtis

Blown Away

Women differ in many ways
From an inflatable counterpart
Inflatables don’t answer back
Or take an age to get ready for a start

But the thing they have in common
Which will make you frown
Neither of them are any fun at all
When you’ve let them down

The Real Thing?

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Blown Away