The Talk of the Town

Piccadilly Circus is not the best location to imitate for this young lady's sartorial faux pas, unless of course one's seeking to become the talk of the town.


Rude and dirty poetry


Dirty poems


Piccadilly Philly

We stood on a busy London street
One bright warm summer day
When a girl in a skimpy top
And very short skirt came our way

The girl was walking towards us
And she caused every head to turn
Men and women, young and old
Men’s jaws dropped and women looked stern

She was quite an attractive girl
Not a stunner or a movie star
But not worthy of all the attention
She was just a little above par

The reason soon became apparent
As we noticed when she passed
Her skirt hem was tucked in the waste band
And she was completely bare arsed

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