Rising to the Occasion

An exploration of the etiquette of the nudist beach see a humorous exchange between a naked male sunbather and clothed female who suggests his behaviour is rather less than chivalrous.


Rude and dirty poetry


Dirty poems


Beach Etiquette

A naked man sunbathing at the beach
In order to preserve his dignity
And protect it from the sun
Placed his hat over his thingamy

A passing woman smiled and said
“A gentleman would lift his hat for a lady”
He replied “If you get your kit off
Madam it will raise itself, maybe”

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