Easy to Please?

'Less is more' would be the battle cry of Paul's poem which laments the ever increasing complexity of mobile phones.


Witty and Wry Poems


Humorous Poems


Mobile Communication

“I want to buy a mobile phone”
“No I don’t want a camera
Not even video
No I don’t want movie downloads
Screensaver’s, internet access
Or downloads of any kind
I don’t want WAP or WiFi
I don’t need 100 ringtones
10000 free minutes
Or unlimited texts at weekends
I don’t want to play games
I don’t need an MP3 player
I neither want nor need
Blue tooth
Sharks tooth
Hounds tooth
Or dog tooth
What I want is a device
To make and receive phone calls
And texts like wise
I just want to buy a BLOODY PHONE”
“Thank you that one will be perfect
Does it have a torch?”

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