Growing Like Topsy

The title suggests a poem about the dimensions of the male member, but Size Doesn't Matter is a poem about dipsomania. How odd is that?


Funny Poems about Life and Death


Funny Poems about Domestic Life


Size Doesn't Matter

Gnats as big as Bats
Bats as big as Rats
Rats as big as Cats
Fleas as big as Bees
Bees that eat the Trees
Trees that eat the Cheese
Fly’s that eat pork Pies
Pies that wear bow Ties
Ties that tell you Lies
I see with eyes blinking
Things to get me thinking
God I must stop drinking

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