Practical Advice

An innocent poem offering advice to the neophyte plumber, or something much dirtier?


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Plumbing Tips

Plumbing holds no secrets
If you follow these tips
Male always fits into female
Even the new push fits
To do it up or turn it on
Righty, Tighty is the way
And to undo or turn off
Its lefty Loosie. OK?

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