A Shaggy Dog Poem

A funny, shaggy dog poem about the relationship between a police officer and his wife, which turns out to be a bit short on the shaggy element.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Hate

Sub-category

Funny Love Poems

Author

To Protect And Serve

A police officer was shot
Bravely in the line of duty
And he lay bleeding in the street
From a shotgun injury
There was a lot of blood
But the wound was traced
By the attending medic
To a site below the waist
He was rushed to hospital
Where they fought for his life
And after weeks of special care
He was released to the care of his wife
Because he took the bullet
Bravely in the line of duty
The police Department decided
Despite the extent of the injury
He should not face medical retirement
His wife felt this was undeserved
As he was still able to protect
But he could no longer serve

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