The Tonie and Gordie alluded to in the title are British politicians Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. What precisely they have to do with the poem is another matter entirely.

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Funny Poems about Celebrities

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Paul Curtis

Tonie And Gordie

The difference between
Neurosis and psychosis
Is not prerequisite
A psychotic believes
2 + 2 = 5
Even if it doesn’t fit
While a neurotic knows
2 + 2 = 4
But really doesn’t like it

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Tonie And Gordie