Fat and fatuous, Two Jags was never popular as a politician, but is even more laughable now he's flogging car insurance on TV. How low can one stoop?

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Funny Poems about Celebrities

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Paul Curtis

Dear John

If John Prescott went to the circus
When the big top came to town
And there were twelve clowns in the ring
If he jumped in the ring joining the clowns
And started reciting Shakespeare to the audience
They would only see him as the thirteenth clown

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Dear John