Meal Deal

The kids have a happy meal
When we go to McDonalds
Why don’t they extend the range?
To meet demands at Ronald’s
As we’re not always happy
Hysterical or even jolly
What about manic-depressives
And the sad and the melancholy
Instead of a plastic toy
Perhaps a more practical addition
With every melancholy meal
A pot of Valium or Mogadon

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