A Psychotic Episode

If you are to believe the latest round of TV advertising, McDonald's are green, ethical, environmentally friendly paragons of virtue. I'd doesn't prevent them from having slighly strange ideas about marketing.


Funny Poems about Love and Hate


Pet Hate Poems


More McDonald's Poems

Little Miss
Dylan Thomas at McDonald's

Meal Deal

The kids have a happy meal
When we go to McDonalds
Why don’t they extend the range?
To meet demands at Ronald’s
As we’re not always happy
Hysterical or even jolly
What about manic-depressives
And the sad and the melancholy
Instead of a plastic toy
Perhaps a more practical addition
With every melancholy meal
A pot of Valium or Mogadon

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