Pot Luck

Swinging may still be going strong, but Paul's poem alludes to the antediluvian swinging practice of picking car keys from a bowl to determining your partner for the evening.


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I’m in the motor trade and I’ll try anything once
So I went to one of those swingers parties 
I took the wife along and she was well keen
She’s a good looker when she’s dressed up tarty

But after I dropped my car keys in the bowl
I realised that I had really dropped a clanger
As I’d arrived at the party with the latest model
But I went home with an old banger

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