Putting It About

A funny poem which combines golf and an extra-marital affair, yet avoids the rather obvious hole references. A most surprising and satisfying confection.


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Affair Game

Colin Smith was a married man but he was having an affair
With his pretty young secretary Caroline since at least last June
One day while they were at work their passions overcame them
And they rushed to her house, where they made love all afternoon

Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, waking quite late
As Colin put on his clothes he told her to take his shoes outside
And rub them in the grass and dirt. Which mystified she did
He slipped into his shoes and drove home arriving after eight

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he got home
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I'm having an affair with Caroline
And I’ve spent all of this afternoon having wild sex with her
We were both exhausted and fell asleep not realizing the time

It was already past seven o’clock when we both finally woke up
The wife suspected from the beginning it was one of his stories
Then she saw his dirty shoes and she said, "You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf all afternoon with your bloody cronies!"

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