Shot in the Backside

A funny poem about football, so slightly less subtle or couth than our usual offerings.


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Shot In The Backside

It was in the buttock apparently
That a footballer has been shot
Although from the papers you may
Believe it or believe it not
As this was the way of reporting
The event that they preferred
“Adjacent to the players tunnel
An explosive incident occurred”

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