The End Is Nigh

A twisted funny sports poem which Paul maintains is about football, but which has universal application to any sport which involves physical exertions and a referee.


Funny Poems about Life and Death


Funny Sports Poems


Time's Up

To my chest my
Hands I clasp
I deeply breathe
I wheeze and gasp
My temples throb
My mouth is dry
My heart beats fast
I’m going to die
My voice has gone
My throat is sore
My hands both shake
I can take no more
I lay my head
Upon my knee
Now blow the whistle

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