Snail Mail

A light hearted look at the inadequacies of the English postal system. Strangely, I've seen a deterioration in the quality of my own postal service since the publication of the poem.


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‘If I'm reincarnated,
I'd like to be a snail’
So spake the postman, as
He handed me my mail.

With a snail as a postman
The service might be better
And I don't think I'd mind
The odd slimy letter.

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