The Vegetarian Option

A parody of the English nursery rhyme Mary had a little lamb which is liable do disappear in a puff of smoke if over-analysed.


Funny poems of life and death


Funny poems about family life


Muddleheaded Mary

Mary had a little weep
As she dined on bread and jam
Her freezer was in such a muddle
That she couldn't find her lamb

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