Present Imperfect

For those who live under a mossy rock, IKEA is a Swedish superstore that employed the teletubbies to name its product range.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

Author

A Simple Gift

I’m hoping that this Christmas
I will get what I desire
I’m not that easy to please
I don’t ridiculously aspire

I don’t want the moon and stars
Or diamonds or pearls
Some perfume or cosmetics will do
I’m not one of those greedy girls

I just want something for me
Just a small thing, for me this year
But as always it will be something
For the house from IKEA

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