Inappropriate Behaviour

A cruelly funny poem with political edge. At the time of publication (and I assume of the poem's writing) the leader of opposition was the oddly elfin Ed Miliband, who was separated at birth from his siamese twin, David.

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Christmas Funny Poems

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Paul Curtis

Are You Wearing Elfish Ears?

Are you wearing elfish ears?
It’s a very interesting feature
Though more appropriate
On a woodland creature
And not really suitable
For one in your position
You are let me remind you
The leader of the opposition

Inappropriate Behaviour

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Are You Wearing Elfish Ears?