Now You Don't

More mischief, merriment and misery on the present front. I find it strange that you can divorce a spouse, but the best you can do with a parent is disown them.


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Funny Poems


My Worst Christmas Present Ever # 2

My worst Christmas present ever
Was when I got an empty carton
All dog-eared and flattened out
Really tatty and really not fun

When I complained to my dad
And declared it worse than socks
He said I should be more grateful
To receive my very own ex-box

To make things so much worse
My dad thought it was quite nifty
If you then spun the box around
To make an ex-box 360

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