Pun Alert

A poem for those who enjoy their puns fresh and untainted by even the merest hint of animal suffering. As for human suffering…

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

Author

A Vegetarian Christmas

Do you want to celebrate
A vegetarian Christmas?
Then here you are
Have a freshly strained
Vegetable every day
With the advent colander

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