A gently humorous and only mildly dirty poem about a survey revealing data about the mating habits of the typical couple. The surevey results are contrived, unexpected and funny in equal measure.
Rude and dirty poetry
Another survey released today
Why they bother I fail to see
Saying that men prefer sex it seems
On days beginning with the letter 't'
So is it Tuesday’s and Thursday’s
Or tomorrow and today
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