Getting Sniffy

A poem which is politically incorrect on every possible level. It's sexist and dwarfist and generally quite repugnant, but its one redeeming feature is that it's funny.

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Dirty poems

Author

Paul Curtis

Nosegay

A young woman stood waiting to meet
She stood six foot tall in stocking feet
Two midgets arrive standing to her right
Or should I say men of restricted height
After a while one turned and spoke to her
“Excuse me miss can we smell your beaver?”
“No you can’t you dirty disgusting little men”
“Oh OK it must be your feet that stink then”

Getting Sniffy

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Author

Nosegay