An Escaped Python

Some well meaning and possibly useful advice for men on the subject of urination. Now don't women have it easy!


Rude and dirty poetry


Dirty poems


Toilet Training

When its time to siphon the python
First adjust the angle of dangle
And aim true, at the loo
You’ll stand in your own piss, if you miss
Don’t get in a muddle and leave a puddle
When finished shake the snake
Or tap the old chap
Make sure the eye is dry
As you stand there, have a care
Don’t go yet and stow wet
Or you’ll feel the warm glow, down below

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