Missing Something

A funny and anatomically dirty poem about a wife who goes commando style about the house.


Rude and dirty poetry


Dirty poems


The Commando Wife

George looked at his wife on the sofa
With more than the usual on display
“Are you wearing underwear?” He asked
In an unusually interested way
“No” she replied pleased he’d noticed
“I’m pantie-less” she said happily unclad
"Thank God for that” said husband George
“I thought you’d sat on my kebab"

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