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It may be the whole german thing, or the fact that BWM drivers are a most unappealing archetype, but BWM says entirely different things to BWM owners and BMW scorners.


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Bowled a BMW

Afford A Beamer

Have you ever noticed
How many cars are BMW’s
Every man and his dog it seems
Is driving one. Do you?

There are so many drivers today
Who now drive a Beamer
There are so many in fact
They’ve become today’s Cortina

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