Playing Doctors and Nurses

A poem about a relationship with a nurse which fails to live up to expectations.


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Carry On Nurse

I’ve been going out with this nurse
And you know what they say about them
I think it must be an old wives’ tale
Because I can’t get my hand past her hem
I haven’t had my tongue in her throat
And I can’t even get my hand up her jumper
I’m never ever going to give her one
So I think I’m going to have to dump her
And that’s a bit of a shame really
Because her figure is really quite super
She must work in the private sector
Because she definitely won’t let me BUPA

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