Not for Punophobics

A funny, punny poem about fears and phobias. There are elements that psychiatrists and experts in animal husbandry might argue with, but WTF.


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I Do Not Like That

Fear Not

There are many
Phobias and fears
Causing consternation
Jitters or tears
Like agoraphobia
Fear of open spaces
Parks and fields
And public places
They are by definition
Irrational by nature
Fear of things
Causing discomfiture
Angora phobia is
If I know no better
The irrational fear
Of a Mohair sweater

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