Beer Off

Americans should simply skip this poem as there are more English cultural references - pubs, real beer, hand pumps, drip trays - than I could explain in a month of Sundays.

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Paul Curtis

Half And Half

At the pub in the good old days
You could save a penny or two
By selecting the cheaper option
A pint of half and half would do
But in order to save your pennies
The desperate price you had to pay
Was that half came out of the pump
The rest came from the drip tray

Beer Off

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Half And Half