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Sexist, misogynistic, ill-judged. Boiler Replacement Scheme may be any or all of these things, but at least it's funny and recognisably a poem.


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I’m very disappointed with the government
And their gas boiler replacement scheme
I called the Gas Company about my “old boiler”
But my wife wasn’t what they had in mind it seems

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