Missing Something

A clean-dirty poem about dinosaurs which relies for its humour on a missed rhyme. No rude words, but plenty of rude intent.


Witty and wry poems


Funny animal poems


How to Sex a Dinosaur

Tyrannosaurus rex
Has enormous pecs
Whereas Tyrannosaurus regina
Has an enormous …tiara

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Rude and Dirty Poems

I haven't included How to Sex a Dinosaur with the rude poems as, by adult poetry standards, it is relatively clean. It does, however, provide a foretaste of Patrick's properly rude poems and Paul dangerously dirty poems to come (mild innuendo intended).

Short Funny Sex Poems

A selection of funny poems about sex and all things sexual which are pithy, witty and extremely short.

Funny Sex Poems

More of the same, but this time the poems are longer and more languid.

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