Has enormous pecs
Whereas Tyrannosaurus regina
Has an enormous …tiara
I haven't included How to Sex a Dinosaur with the rude poems as, by adult poetry standards, it is relatively clean. It does, however, provide a foretaste of Patrick's properly rude poems and Paul dangerously dirty poems to come (mild innuendo intended).
A selection of funny poems about sex and all things sexual which are pithy, witty and extremely short.
More of the same, but this time the poems are longer and more languid.
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