Missing Something

A clean-dirty poem about dinosaurs which relies for its humour on a missed rhyme. No rude words, but plenty of rude intent.

Sub-category

Funny animal poems

Author

Patrick Winstanley

How to Sex a Dinosaur

Tyrannosaurus rex
Has enormous pecs
Whereas Tyrannosaurus regina
Has an enormous …tiara

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I haven't included How to Sex a Dinosaur with the rude poems as, by adult poetry standards, it is relatively clean. It does, however, provide a foretaste of Patrick's properly rude poems and Paul dangerously dirty poems to come (mild innuendo intended).