A further selection of funny Christmas poems by Paul Curtis. Covering topics are as varied as a feminist retelling of the nativity story, festive binge drinking and dealing sensitively with turkeycide, the feast of Christmas is dissected with an extremely blunt carving knife.
A deliciously funny parody of While Shephers Watched which intertwines the Square Mile, the banking crisis and a vengeful angel.
Lecherous bosses are a perennial problem, but Christmas gives them extra opportunities to strike.
'It's Health and Safety gone mad' has been a battle cry of the past decade, but it's amazing to discover just how far its probing tentacles have reached.
A parody of the Christmas carol While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night in which the intervention of the Health and Safety fascists brings everything to an abrupt conclusion.
We're a world away from Irving Berlin original in this parody of the classic Christmas song..
More messing with the lyrics leads to alcohol induced sensory deficit in a second parody the of popular Xmas classic I’m Dreaming Of A White Christmas.
A funny poem about Christmas excess - spend in haste, repay into eternity.
A rather downbeat poem about taking a child to visit a Santa's grotto which is far from magical, which is more bitter-sweet than outright funny.
A poem which could usefully be recited to guests who overstay their welcome. In persistent cases, the prescription is a recitation immediately upon their arrival, to be repeated every half hour until they finally get the message.
You may already be familiar with a similar joke with an equine theme, but Paul's poetic retelling in festive form really is a cracker.
A mildly rude poem about the anatomical abnormalities of snowmen.