Dead Pan Wit

A funny poem about undertakers which relies for its humour on a reference to English pub food of the 1970s.


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The funeral directors
Have an annual dinner dance
You should go some time
If you get the chance
The foods not up to much
Considering it cost a packet
The strangest dish however
Is “Chicken in a Casket”

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